My friend Robert is in trouble. He forgot his wife's birthday yesterday.
She reminded him at midnight. He also forgot to tell her she was invited to a good friend's baby shower.
Oh, did I mention his wife is pregnant?
This is a shot of their firstborn child. She started preschool this week. I estimate she will finish college in roughly 6 years or so, if she takes summer breaks.
So, ladies, what should Robert do to bring peace back to the house?